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Is Friday night the loneliest night of the week for you? Well good news brothers and sisters, A Sage fly rod can fix that….and them some! This bad boy will allow you to reach your full potential as an Alaska angler, enabling you to reel in the opposite sex almost at will! Imagine yourself cutting wind, rain, and avoiding brush as you wiz effortless, artfully looped, and uncannily accurate casts to the perfect presentation. The confidence you have on the water will carry over to every aspect of your life, inexplicably pulling in potential mates like the Death Star pulled the Millennium Flacon. Be the envy of your whole neighborhood; be the first kid on your block to own one. Men will envy you, fish will fear you, and women will want you. I am getting tired of random women showing up at my doorstep uninvited, so it is time to sell it! Oh yes, the rod is immaculate, and very close to ANIB. Case, sock, and unfilled out registration card thrown in for free. Text is easiest please.
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